The Amityville Horror

The Amityville Horror ★★★

pros:
+ james brolin truly looking like a snack throughout
+ the dog was safe
+ very cozy autumn vibes
+ thermal + flannel = a power combo in fashion tbh
+ seemed a little like the exorcist lite (i haven't seen the exorcist)

cons:
+ did not need to be two hours
+ it just kind of... ENDED? lot of loose ends there (goo pit, is the daughter cursed, etc)
+ why why why was margot kidder doing almost topless ballet in her room with ONE singular legwarmer on
+ the house was literally disgusting, if you knew there was a mass murder in there wouldn't you at least deep clean the walls & carpets before you started unpacking? literally filthy. just grime everywhere. maybe this family deserved it

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