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  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★★

    Words really can't describe the way I feel about that porch dance scene

  • The Rental

    The Rental

    ★★★

    I Know What You Did Last Weekend

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  • Villains

    Villains

    ★★★½

    Very stressful because I was very invested because Bill Skarsgård is very hot

  • The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

    The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

    ★★½

    Sue Bob: Hello?
    Taco Bell: Sorry about your wait. Go ahead and order whenever you're ready.
    Sue Bob: Yeah, gimme a quesadilla, the steak and cheese fajita only, with cheese and steak only...
    Taco Bell: We don't have fajitas
    Sue Bob: You don't have fiestas?
    Taco Bell: I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
    Sue Bob: Why's it on your sign if you don't have it?
    Taco Bell: Are you talking about Gorditas?
    Sue Bob: Y'all have mozzarella cheese sticks?
    Taco Bell: No.
    Sue Bob: Gimme two tacos - one soft shell, one hard, please. Could you repeat that order back to me?