At this point I have to believe that Cooper Raiff is probably the sweetest person alive on this planet.
A few travel tips:
- If you lose something, don't forget to check under your car seats.
- Always make sure your gas tank is at least half full.
- Good communication with your travel companions is key to everyone having a good time.
- If you arrive and see that your room has a window that looks out into the hall, promptly get the fuck out of there.
Sue Bob: Hello?
Taco Bell: Sorry about your wait. Go ahead and order whenever you're ready.
Sue Bob: Yeah, gimme a quesadilla, the steak and cheese fajita only, with cheese and steak only...
Taco Bell: We don't have fajitas
Sue Bob: You don't have fiestas?
Taco Bell: I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
Sue Bob: Why's it on your sign if you don't have it?
Taco Bell: Are you talking about Gorditas?
Sue Bob: Y'all have mozzarella cheese sticks?
Taco Bell: No.
Sue Bob: Gimme two tacos - one soft shell, one hard, please. Could you repeat that order back to me?