• The Batman vs. Dracula

    The Batman vs. Dracula

    ★★

    "It's a plasma screen... you know, as in blood."

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    This is the best one.

  • Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

    I'll never understand how there are a crowd of people who believe these prequels are great.

  • Jasper Jones

    Jasper Jones

    ★★½

    Pretty confident that this isn't The Irishman.

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    ★½

    This sucks so bad.

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★★

    Absolutely breathtaking.

    I feel like this is one of those films where for years I'll have to play off my love for it as a joke. But just between us before I delete this review when I wake up, it's not.

    Kind of astounded it holds up watching at home as much as it does, we can wack that on the long list of James Cameron's achievements.

  • The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat

    The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat

    Sammy Fabelman did it better.

  • Man of Steel

    Man of Steel

    ★★½

    Rewatched after relistening to bits of the soundtrack.

    Just listen to that, it's a better experience.

  • Ticket to Paradise

    Ticket to Paradise

    ★★

    Got better once I realised my expectations were way too high so I could adjust accordingly.

  • See How They Run

    See How They Run

    ★★★

    It feels too comfortable falling into the same tropes it's making fun of. There is a certain plot point which is a really fun twist but since they don't commit it just leaves the rest of the film feeling standard and a bit uninteresting.

    Defo some fun stuff throughout.

  • The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes

    The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes

    ★★★★

    It drops off after the first of the two stories but afterwards it still remains a fun ride, just a bit typical.

  • Hotel!

    Hotel!

    ★★★

    I can see why the British aren't allowed to make films any more.