the opening theme sounds like a Patrick Cowley song

whats better than this, guys being domestic

Here’s a list of things that happen in the Sonic the Hedgehog movie:

- “Yep, this is me. Your probably wondering how I got here” opening framing device 
- A throw away line about how Robotnik was involved in the Afghanistan war
- Sonic and the main guy being mistaken for domestic terrorists
- A “we don’t like your kind in these parts” gag followed by a bar fight
-Some of the most baffling editing choices I’ve seen all year
- A brief Sonic related meme cameo
- Mild homoeroticism
- A Southland Tales reference

basically musical Green Book for the AIDS crisis