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  • The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

    The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

    ★★

    Yes, it's a baffling movie: it's an angsty, starcrossed teen romance, it's a horror film w/a vaguely strung out Elizabeth Taylor lookalike, and zombies that look like papier mache art installations. Oh, and it's a musical set in a carnival. What more should I need say? Bad movie connoisseurs need only apply. But I bet you'll love it. I give it 2 stars because it doesn't bore me.

    First time viewers: might be wise to let the MST3K bots guide you through it.

  • Wilson

    Wilson

    ★½

    If your prefer a movie that features didactic dialogue and endless dramatic document signings over a movie with a nuanced portrayal of a flawed, yet important American President, Wilson's the movie for you.


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  • She Demons

    She Demons

    aka Incredible Strange Dancers Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Nazis.

  • The Room

    The Room

    ★★½

    Yes, it's baffling in its incompetence but it also entertains me, which is more than I can say about a lot of so-called prestigious films. I can't decide whether to give it 1/2 a star or 5 stars, so I'll split the difference.