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  • The Shining
  • Halloween
  • The Bride of Frankenstein
  • Dawn of the Dead

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  • Home Sweet Home Alone

  • Wild Guitar

    ★★★

  • Jack Frost

    ★★★

  • Rocky IV

    ★★★★½

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    Holy 2022 Bat-a-thon, Batman!
    2022 First Time Watch #115
    Via Movie Theater
    🌃🦇🪃🐈‍⬛🐧❔🚔💣🧩🌊(9.7/10)
    Now that's a goddamn Batman movie! Alright so can we get serious and please stop talking about the Nolanverse Batman series now? Because this movie is better in just about every way. It's brooding, atmospheric, disturbing, more calculating and a more thrilling experience. Gotham City is a character herself and this hasn't been done correctly since the Burton Batmans. It's use of atmosphere is almost at Axel…

  • Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

    Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

    ★★★★★

    2021 Block-Mock-Schlock-Flopbuster Super Marathon
    Via Criterion DVD
    👙🎸👄💨💊🍆🍑🗡️🔫🦹‍♀️(10/10)
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    🩸I don't know what to say besides this movie is absolutely incredible, better than I expected, a true cult masterpiece. I'm still waiting for the blood to rush back to my head.
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  • Home Sweet Home Alone

    Home Sweet Home Alone

    Christmas Season Super Marathon
    Via Disney Plus
    🏠😱(2/10)
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    We watched this detestable piece of holiday excrement while trimming our brand new real Christmas tree. No fake reproduction will replace the real thing. This year I'm watching this franchise backwards, saving the best for last.

  • Wild Guitar

    Wild Guitar

    ★★★

    2022 First Time Watch
    Via Paramount+
    🛵🎤🧒🏼🎸👩🏼‍❤️‍👨🏼💰(6/10)
    Happy Birthday to Arch Hall Jr.
    Woah. They all just faded away leaving nothing but the motorcycle. So they were dead along?! I just got Shyamalamadingdong-ed! I'm just yanking your chain, just joshing ya, it's just a little bit of good-natured birthday ribbing. I'm glad I got to meet Arch some years ago. He was a super nice guy. We talked for a while about Eegah, The Sadist, Ray Dennis Steckler, his dad Arch Hall Sr. and his later life as a pilot.

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  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    When I was young and stupid, I thought this movie was a little slow and boring. I watch it now and realize that instead of trying to rush into pointless action sequences that have nothing to do with the plot, it creates atmosphere and a moodiness that is truly frightening. The story is mesmerizing, tightly constructed, well developed, and free of illogical twists. Over 30 years later, its simplicity and effectiveness are still as strong as its original release.

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★★

    2022 First Time Watch #184
    Via Movie Theater
    ⛵🪓🧔🏼‍♀️⚔️🐺🍄🧟‍♂️🌋🏛️🐎(10/10)
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    You can't just make Berserker Conan Hamlet and expect me to not absolutely love it and I completely concur with Alexander Skarsgård when he so eloquently said, "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWRRR!!!!"
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