• Labyrinth

    Labyrinth

    ★★★½

    it’s for probably for the best that i didn’t see this when i was younger and therefore avoided having yet another evil camp man who torments young girls to obsess over

  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    ★★★½

    i really like that there’s a she/her jack black character now

  • National Theatre Live: Treasure Island

    National Theatre Live: Treasure Island

    ★★★½

    for my tenth (and dare I say, ceremonial) viewing, I was both naked due to this nudist park I’m staying at, and immensely fascinated with the production due to the edibles I had, which I think was the layer of intrigue I very much needed for a tenth viewing. Noticed new layers. Immensely enjoyed it. The friend I watched it with kept repeating that ‘the actor playing silver.... he’s just so captivating....so captivating...” and yelled ‘NO!!’ when silver betrayed jim.…

  • National Treasure

    National Treasure

    ★★★★

    when james spotted that in every scene, every extra or side character was dressed in red, white or blue no matter what, there was no going back for me. i'm sure this has been realised before on the internet but god. what an authentic find during a viewing. this is a great film

  • Doctor Sleep

    Doctor Sleep

    ★★★½

    there is just....far too many callbacks to the original film in the final showdown, and this doesn’t need to be two and a half hours long BUT that being said. i enjoyed it! and the antagonist is fantastic!

  • National Theatre Live: Treasure Island

    National Theatre Live: Treasure Island

    ★★★½

    surely i've had enough now. i'm hoping i've had enough now. at this point I’ve absorbed it and the actual act of watching this play has become obsolete

  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

    ★★★

    this movie feels like in belongs in the split / unbreakable / glass cinematic universe

  • Blackadder's Christmas Carol

    Blackadder's Christmas Carol

    ★★★½

    honestly? might outstripe the muppets version.

  • Flash Gordon

    Flash Gordon

    ★★★★

    “THEY CANNOT BREAK THE HUMAN SPIRIT!!!!” - dr. zarkov, flash gordon

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life

    ★★★★

    tried the colorised version this year - this movie really is reverse a christmas carol meets back to the future 2

  • National Theatre Live: Treasure Island

    National Theatre Live: Treasure Island

    ★★★½

    caleb was trying to wash his dishes like a reasonable human being during the scene where silver kisses jim and i very tersely said ‘caleb i need you to sit down and watch this scene’ anyway yeah i’m having a normal one

  • Maniac

    Maniac

    ★★★★½

    mental illness is hard. a friend can make it so much easier to go on.