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Best Movies of the Month

12 films

A list of the best film I saw each month of the year: (The film must have been seen for…

  • The Favourite
  • Hereditary
  • Eighth Grade
  • Sorry to Bother You
  • First Reformed

2018 Ranked

57 films

  • First Reformed
  • Hot Summer Nights

the love story we need, but don't deserve

2 films

more like call me by your PRAISE (get it cause he's a pastor)

  • Left Behind
  • Heaven Is for Real
  • I Can Only Imagine
  • Courageous
  • Fireproof

Jesus Wept™️ at how bad these movies about Him are

12 films

Christian ran out of all our creativity during the Renaissance and now we have Kirk Cameron.

  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Cool Hand Luke
  • Citizen Kane
  • The Godfather
  • Lost in Translation
  • Stronger
  • Zodiac
  • Nocturnal Animals
  • Proof
  • Bubble Boy

Jake Gyllenhaal Characters ranked by if I would take him home to meet the folks

16 films

but #1 is Jake-y G himself 

Also this only applies to movies of his I’ve seen cause integrity

  • Thoroughbreds
  • The Tale
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Click
  • The Phantom of the Opera
  • Call Me by Your Name
  • Pocahontas

Ariana Grande got no tears left to cry but I do‼️

23 films

All of these are films that I have not only cried in (cause that’s a long list) but completely lost…

  • West Side Story
  • The Sound of Music
  • White Christmas
  • Chicago
  • Funny Girl

It’s a Musical!

10 films

Subject to change based on what I’ve cried to recently

  • Amour
  • Awakenings
  • Beasts of the Southern Wild
  • Big Fish
  • Blue Valentine

movies I’m too afraid to watch because I know they’ll emotionally scar me

18 films

For the record, I have cried during Adam Sandler movies.

  • It's Complicated
  • Book Club
  • Something's Gotta Give
  • The Bucket List
  • Quartet

Movies where old people ‘get their groove back’

16 films

Usually this means having lots of sex and one comical drug scene