my dog is named after vito corleone

Favorite films

  • My Neighbor Totoro
  • Interstellar
  • Stop Making Sense
  • The Godfather: Part II

Recent activity

  • Casablanca

  • Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

  • Romeo + Juliet

  • Magnolia

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    i never realized until now that this a movie for women. men like to uphold it as some masculine ideal or whatever, but no one can understand these movies like a woman can. anyway, shout out to my dad for making me watch this for the first time at 12(?) years old because now i can make my friends watch it and we get to have a lovely experience together. never knew i could laugh so much while watching the godfather until now.

  • Magic Mike XXL

    Magic Mike XXL


    there’s something really beautiful about a group of men going on a trip and letting every woman they see along the way objectify them