Favorite films

  • Song of the Sea
  • Ocean's Twelve
  • Pig
  • College

Recent activity

  • Zombieland: Double Tap

  • Castle in the Sky


  • Captain America: Civil War


  • La Bamba

Recent reviews

  • Godzilla


    I was on an airplane, reading a book, and the guy next to me turned on his little seat-back screen and started watching CRUELLA.

    I finished my book, and I opened up my iPad to watch GODZILLA.

    The guy next to me quietly turned off CRUELLA and watched this with me over my shoulder, even though we couldn't share headphones. The subtitles and the imagery were enough. Godzilla, king of movies.

    (I hadn't seen this since I was child, and…

  • Zombieland: Double Tap

    Zombieland: Double Tap

    this is nothing
    this bloodless shuffling corpse
    i can't muster the gusto to capitalize letters
    it's an unfunny comedy, an uneventful adventure, a road trip with no destination, a scareless horror, with action-less action
    the characters are back doing the things those characters do
    this is empty more than it is bad, but the complete passionless trudging onward is in many ways worse that a trainwreck
    this movie is corporate ennui
    making a thing to buy so that people will…

Popular reviews

  • Babe



    I asked my two-year-old if she wanted to watch Babe with me. 
    "Hmmm... I like pigs. I like dogs. I like sheeps. I like you!"
    This movie is perfect for those who like pigs, dogs, sheeps, and each other.

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    I am over the moon. The first movie my dad and brothers and I have watched all together in at least a year (possibly since the end of 2019?), outside on a chilly spring night on a rickety projector screen with a barely audible Bluetooth speaker that required us to turn on the subtitles like fancy lads while we hooted and hollered and laughed and laughed and laughed.

    I can’t believe they went this nuts with it, they folded in…