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  • Mary Queen of Scots

    Mary Queen of Scots


    I liked the part where the really good actresses acted really good

  • Mission: Impossible III

    Mission: Impossible III


    Mission: Impossible 3 is a well-made but silly action movie with just enough intelligence and weirdness to keep one's interest. It contains a handful of incredible VFX sequences, a great Phillip Seymour Hoffman performance, and it keenly sets the stage for the stronger films in the franchise that would follow. It also might be the most 2006 movie of all time.

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  • Molly's Game

    Molly's Game


    kind of feels like someone did a ton of Adderall and vaguely recalled/shouted a Wikipedia entry at me


    oh yeah

  • Starship Troopers

    Starship Troopers


    Those critics in 1997 who thought Starship Troopers is pro-war or pro-fascism seriously need to get checked for brain damage