Lightyear ★★

In which Pixar surrenders and declares creative bankruptcy by presenting us with the single worst pitch for a film in recorded history. The film fails to make any character interesting, fails to deliver enjoyable action, and doesn’t even attempt at trying to do something with the “this movie is from 1995” concept. I’m almost convinced the lesbian couple was a studio note to generate controversy just to get people talking about this absolute fucking nothing of a movie. Down there with Cars 2 as the worst Pixar title; and only its failure at the box office can soothe that knowledge.

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