• Scary Movie

    Scary Movie


    It’s so much better watching this movie with friends.

  • Blue Beetle

    Blue Beetle


    Jaime family is so damn annoying.

  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp


    This felt rushed.

  • A Haunting in Venice

    A Haunting in Venice


    Definitely the weakest cast in the trilogy but, not the worst movie in the trilogy.

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    “BURN IT!” Kate Lloyd 
    Definitely one of the best endings in a prequel.

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre


    Annoying third act.

  • Meg 2: The Trench

    Meg 2: The Trench


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Megs, Kraken, and Dinosaurs. What else do you want?

  • The Jerk

    The Jerk


    Steve Martin, the Hitchhiking scene, and the motorcycle girlfriend are definitely comedic moments. But that’s basically it.

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    “I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I’d rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!” Garry
    The best John Carpenter movie without a doubt. Also what a great movie to watch on my 23rd Birthday!

  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    The Hunchback of Notre Dame


    Honestly not bad for a silent film. Definitely got me hooked. I just wished that Quasimodo had more scenes.

  • Happy Gilmore

    Happy Gilmore


    “Two shots on that baby! Ba Boom!” 
    Shooter McGavin 
    Shooter plays such a good dick in this movie.

  • The Last Voyage of the Demeter

    The Last Voyage of the Demeter


    Less visual and more practical please!