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  • Fear Street: 1978

  • Enola Holmes

    ★★

  • Mortal Kombat

    ★★★

  • The Conjuring

    ★★★★

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  • Fear Street: 1978

    Fear Street: 1978

    Oh, Britta's in this?

  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes

    This movie reminded me a lot of Godzilla vs. Kong (GvK). I didn't really care at all about any of the scenes that featured Millie Bobby Brown, but I really loved the scenes that featured the giant ape, or the blood-curdling monster, respectively Henry Cavill and Helena Bonham Carter. Like GvK, you can see the twist coming from a mile away, unfortunately in this case the twist is some British procedural drudgery and not a 466 foot tall mechanized titan.

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  • The Master

    The Master

    This is the most meta movie of all time; because in order to enjoy this movie you have to join a cult. It's a cult that believes something that's absolutely insane, they believe that this is a good movie. The cult lures you in by saying that you are smarter and more sophisticated for liking this film, even though it's nonsense and there is nothing to like about it. If I could give this negative stars I would.

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Being that Soul Calibur was the superior Gamecube fighting game, I'm no expert in Mortal Kombat lore. With that said I do have some limited knowledge, so I thought it was odd that the main character was some guy named Cole I had never heard of...

    Turns out, he's not even in the games... Pretty weak to focus your story on Cole when you have a roster of dozens of characters that you could have used (Johnny Cage being the…