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Hideaway 1995
In this sequel to the movie Clueless, after Elton is rejected by Cher, he reverts to Satanism and becomes psychically connected to her father, bringing him closer to enact his revenge against the girl who broke his heart.
At first I was thrown off by this sequel, because it has a completely different tone. Instead of a comedy, we have a horror thriller with an industrial metal soundtrack. It also conjures up scenes of heaven and hell, using Playstation One…
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Baby's Day Out 1994
Watched this super stoned and with a group of friends and boy was this a hit. This fucking movie is so unbelievable and absolutely insane.
This baby is a fucking ninja of the highest order. Very elusive and VERY dangerous.
Unlike the Harambe fiasco, this baby can befriend and manipulate a Silverback to do his dirty deeds.
This baby can squeeze your nuts like a vice grip and subsequently use a zippo to light them on fire!
Watch this movie and think twice before having babies of your own, I beg of you.
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Kids vs. Aliens 2022
Kudos to the filmmakers for giving me a character so unlikable, I could feel my blood pressure rise every time I looked at his fucking face.
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The Boy 2016
Y'all are a bunch of fucking haters! This movie was great! A nice slow burn with a gut punching third act. This ain't your typical PG-13 film, baby! It'll bore your typical Insidious crowd lookin for boo scares. What we have here is a very odd and sometimes quirky horror film with lots of undertones to chew on. Not to mention, the DP is none other than Daniel Pearl (of Texas Chainsaw Massacre fame). This movie looks great. The acting…
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Black Christmas 1974
If you say this film doesn't make your skin crawl, you're a fucking liar.
Top 3 slasher film without a doubt. It'll forever remain fresh every single time I watch it. Incredibly bleak, slow but never boring, and truly terrifying moments. With each viewing, different moments chill my bones.
