Carson Christensen

Carson Christensen

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My ex gotta be the scariest vampire I've ever seen. Happy Halloween I guess.

18, he/him, bisexual

Favorite films

  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Psycho
  • Rocky
  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

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  • Scream

    ★★★★★

  • The Princess Bride

    ★★★★½

  • Paint Drying

  • The Thing

    ★★★★★

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  • 2007 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl

    2007 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl

    I really didn’t think it was possible to put Tostitos in a bowl in 2007. I don’t know what it is but it seemed almost as if it was a modern issue. Problematic in a way I suppose. Due to the fact that family parties are all the rage and placing chips in a bowl before dipping is a classic family party tradition (white, American, Mormon households, typically around the states of Utah and Colorado) Tostitos were never the target product…

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    ★★★★★

    Bro that is an old ass four year old 💀

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    The unemployed mfs in the friend group on a typical suburban Tuesday evening:

  • The Princess Bride

    The Princess Bride

    ★★★★½

    My criterion edition’s 4K tab broke :( now I have to stack the Blu-ray and the 4K on top of each other 😭😭😭

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  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    I am never going to see this movie the same way again after tonight. I bought one of the popcorn tins at work and we thought it would be hilarious to fill it to the brim with lemonade and chug it. Three people. Three toilets filled with puke. 

    Best work night of my life

  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying

    Hey boxd fam, just letting you all know that I haven’t been on the app much lately, and I probably won’t be much anymore. I got insta and I’m kinda an addict to that now 😖😖 but I’ve also been taking time for my own mental health, work, dating, friends, artwork, videography and just living the best life I can with who I am. I’m learning to really love my life, and it can only go upwards. Thanks everyone, have a good night, I love you all 🥰🥰