Cube 2: Hypercube

Cube 2: Hypercube ★½

Hooptober Se7en: We Have Such Masked Socially Distanced Indoor Sights to Show You

HOOPTOBER 7.0 ≤ˆ≥ HOOPTOBER'S GONE TO SE√EN for my reviews.

26 of 35 films
2 of 2 bonus 🏆

Cube2: Quantum of Bollocks is as bland as the original is intriguing. The higher budget blows its wad on uninteresting and badly dated CGI effects but not on better actors or a better director. It looks like Andrzej Sekula the Cinematographer was only as good as the directors he worked with while Andrzej Sekula the director was not as good as Andrzej Sekula the Cinematographer. The emphasis on quantum theory particularly objects existing in more than one place at the same time is rendered soooo boring. The look feels like where in an Apple PC vs Mac ad or a Progressive Insurance ad from the Oughts, white rooms but with swirly CGI-rendered sharp edge geometric shapes. For the cinematographer of Pulp Fiction to make a movie so unoriginal looking is a travesty.

Only performance of Kari Matchett and my promise to Cinemonster to complete my Hooptober task propelled me to keep watching. That and I kept waiting for Christopher Eccleston or David Tenant to pop up with Billy Piper and perform some sonic screwdriver action.

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