Wesleyan University ‘24
I like movies.
Good for you champ. Good for you.

Favorite films

  • Koyaanisqatsi
  • Hard Boiled
  • Mass
  • I Am Keiko

Recent activity

  • CODA


  • Mr. Right


  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings


  • Death to 2021

Recent reviews

  • CODA



    Previous Review: Mr. Right 

    Very sweet and heartfelt. Kind of wish that my choir teacher was Eugenio Derbez 😍😍😍

  • Mr. Right

    Mr. Right


    Previous Review: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings 

    Imagine being 14, listening to “My Type” by Saints Motel for the first time, and waiting 5 years to see that shit in a movie. Yeah, now imagine you’re me… feels funny, huh?

Popular reviews

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen


    Previous Review: A Chiara

    This film should have slammed on the breaks, before it even turned the key.

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    Previous Review: The Map of Tiny Perfect Things 

    I hold more disdain for what Spider-man: No Way Home represents than the experience which it offered as I watched it.

    I thoroughly enjoyed watching No Way Home; the script is quippy, the pacing is smooth, and this is easily the funniest Marvel film outside of the Guardians of the Galaxy series. I enjoy many parts of this film, but the whole feels a little hollow.

    I think a fundamental problem with the film…