David Meyer

Avid fan of film and TV. Writer. Free Agent in the NBA.

I love movies because they make me feel FEELINGS.

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  • Sinister



    How many times do we have to learn not to let men move their families so they can write their books and drink their drinks and wear their sweaters?

  • The Exorcist

    The Exorcist


    Exorcising is good for your heart, mind, and soul, but damn does it suck while you're doing it!

Popular reviews

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

    Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

    In 2010, when I was 12 and a year after this movie came out, I bet a kid on my house league baseball team two dollars that he couldn't guess what movie I had watched the previous night. I gave him three guesses. I don't remember the first guess, but his second guess was Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. I didn't have two dollars to give him so I deferred payment and he didn't collect.

    Until two years later,…

  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Tired: Running into each other in the hall, dropping your groceries and locking eyes

    Wired: Fighting over an expansive desert on horseback and hand-to-hand for a jade comb and locking eyes