Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again ★★★★

last entry here. read it. it has everything

“it is terribly important to remember just what terrible people men are.”

 a personal, definitive ranking of every single (english) ABBA song in existence here. 

imagine how elite society wld be if hugh grant was one of the Mamma Mia dads. not only wld it have completed my ultimate sugar daddy trifecta (brosnan, firth, grant), but we would’ve gotten YOUNG HUGH GRANT in this one. GOD we’re missing out.

i’ve thought abt this for more than a decade and i can confirm that my life would’ve turned out infinitely better if hugh grant was in the MMCU (Mamma Mia cinematic universe) but here’s hoping that he IS harry’s husband in Mamma Mia 3 :-))))))))

speaking of Mamma Mia 3, being a veteran ABBA stan since i was 4, for almost 19 years and running now, i think i have the authority to demand that I should direct the third movie. i have so so so so soooo many complaints abt this one that i’m not gna elaborate on tonight (although i did note many in my last entry) but i think we can all come to the conclusion that men ruin everything :-))))))

move aside ol parker!!!! let me direct Mamma Mia 3 so i can make better story choices that make sense again!!!! let me direct Mamma Mia 3 so i can bring hugh grant into the MMCU and make my dream “head over heels” and “that’s me” numbers come to life!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please!!!!

if it has to be a man make it richard curtis so that he cld potentially bring in hugh grant too 🤪 but dear god if ol parker gets anywhere near it i’m suing. i don’t deserve this. more on my complaints next time lmao. 

“men are pigs.”
”all of us.”

^ 🥵 IS YOUNG BILL ACTUALLY THE HOTTEST OR IS HE JUST A FEMINIST FUCKBOY W CUFFED JEANS?????????

ps. GOD I LOVE COLIN FIRTH. GODDDDDDD. I LOVVVVEE HIMMM.  I LOOOOOVEEEE HIMMMMMM. GOD. DAMN ITTTTTTJRKKDKDKKCKDKF.

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