• But I'm a Cheerleader

    But I'm a Cheerleader

    ★★★★★

    not to be parasocial or anything but natasha lyonne i would kill and die for you

  • Penrose

    Penrose

    these mfs just decided to wing it and created an accidental banger god i love tisch students

  • Spree

    Spree

    ★★★★

    rip kurt kunkle you would’ve loved paul dano riddler

  • Taylor Tomlinson: Look at You

    Taylor Tomlinson: Look at You

    incredibly well-written. i am almost mad this is so recent because i know that means there won’t be another one for a while. taylor tomlinson you will always be famous to me!!!

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    watching this with my dad was so embarrassing like every 5 minutes i had another gay little piece of trivia like “ooh hey dad did you know that the reason the dialogue begins over the opening credits is that the studio loved the script but didn’t think he could fit it all into a two hour runtime so david fincher had aaron sorkin read it all to him in under two hours to prove he could” like nobody fucking cares you fucking loser shut the fuck up

  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    ★★★

    excellent horror movie! reminded me of how terrible it was to be in middle school. my experience was less “inconvenient panda transformation” and more “threw up on the person i lost my virginity to and was dubbed ‘barfjob’ by my peers,” but nevertheless, everyone’s preteen experience is equally horrifying and alienating and this movie did a great job of depicting that. unfortunately a lot of it fell flat for me, but it’s not the movie’s fault that i hate cringe comedy. sandra oh is officially my new favorite disney milf!!

  • I C U

    I C U

    ★★★★★

    crazy how We’re All Going To The World’s Fair ripped its entire premise from this short

  • Cars

    Cars

    ★★★½

    wow. way to rip off charli xcx’s classic Vroom Vroom EP. blatant plagiarism.

  • The Edge of Seventeen

    The Edge of Seventeen

    ★★★½

    GOD!!! it’s brutal out here.

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    ★★★★

    harry, jumping out of hagrid’s arms and firing at the snake: aha! i bet you are SHOCKED by this turn of events!

    everyone who was there the last twenty times voldemort failed to kill harry: omg wow this is crazy this is crazzzzyyy

  • Shrek

    Shrek

    ★★★½

    I was watching this with my brother and my grandmother texted me asking what I wanted for my birthday, prompting me to realize for the first time that my birthday is in a week, which means that one week from now I will be one year away from adulthood, and I realized Smash Mouth was so right about the whole “the years start coming and they don’t stop coming” thing.

  • Doctor Strange

    Doctor Strange

    ★★½

    realized suddenly that I bought tickets to go see the new one even though i’ve never seen this movie before, so I put it on only to ignore it for the entire runtime so I could listen to It’s Almost Dry and play solitaire on my phone instead. 10/10 my saturday night was so fucking cool and awesome. you wish you were me.

    side note: clicked on my friend danny's twitter while watching this and realized as the credits began rolling that…