Ⓢⓒⓘ-Ⓕⓘ Ⓦⓐⓢⓐⓑⓘ🍥’s review published on Letterboxd:
Remember: having VS in the title can only result in QUALITY (also helps when you got a couple of poofters poking each other to see who gets to go on top).👉🌽👈
I thought this was just okay when I first saw it on the big screen way back in 2003 and kind of liked it a bit more with repeated viewings. Now? It's just too cringe to maintain my attention. I could really feel the 10 minute intervals when someone on-screen would remind the audience exactly what was happening; since us horror fans are so dumb, we need constant reminders to connect the dots of this Nolan-esque plot.
And like all good VS movies; it all comes down to that Airport fight scene and lasts all of 5 minutes. Are you:
Team Superman or Team Batman?
Team Alien or Team Predator?
Team Scott Pilgrim or Team World?
My friend and I used to complain that it should have been something like, Freddy vs Pinhead and Jason vs Michael Myers, as those kind of match ups would've made more sense. But going by Royal Rumble rules, I guess just chuck anything in the ring and see who comes out with the belt. Next time, let's have Freddy vs Jason vs Godzilla.
Let them fight!
(thank you Ken Watanabe)