Since everybody seems to have a Scream story, here's mine:
About a year ago, I was taking a class on horror in cinema. Every time the professor would make reference to some significant film, he'd ask for a show of hands of who'd seen it. Naturally, any reference to some (usually modern) arthouse flick—Midsommar, Guadagnino's (AKA, the good) Suspiria—would be met with a raised hand on my part. Then, as one must expect, he eventually got around to Scream; the…