Eternals ½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

Harry Styles is the most prolific serial killer working today, having brutally murdered hundreds of innocent people.

Harry Styles' modus operandi is luring unsuspecting victims into his vehicle, taking them to a secluded location, and finally bludgeoning their head with a brick before burning their remains and disposing of what's left in the nearest large body of water. Mostly he preys on the homeless, but he has victimized all kinds of people in his decade of criminal activity.

Harry Styles' bloodlust is an open secret in the entertainment industry, as well known as Gilbert Gottfried's real voice or Jake Gyllenhaal's homosexuality.

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