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  • The Pool

    The Pool

    ½

    Holy shit, I did not expect the movie to be this bad. I don't know where to start...

    These type of high concept stories require an air tight script that's completely logical. This is one of the dumbest "character trapped in a single setting" movies I've ever seen.

    First the technical stuff...
    -CGI is exceptionally bad
    -Story is padded out with melodrama about a baby.
    -The slo-mo and intense sequences are unintentionally hilarious.
    -The fake outs in the first 20…

  • The Furies

    The Furies

    ★★★★½

    I love movies about rich organizations that kidnap people and make them experience horrible acts for their own amusement.

    The setup is 8 women are placed in the woods while 8 killers are attacking them. Pretty straightforward. But then things get interesting when we discover that the killers also attack one another and each one is paired up with a predetermined final girl that they can't kill.

    The women must either work together or beyray one another to survive.

    This…

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  • The Paramedic

    The Paramedic

    ½

    Skip it. It's incredibly dull and doesn't take any creative risks with the story. I can at least respect the originality, I've definitely never seen a 3rd act chase sequence like this. Still, it's not worth your time.

  • Host

    Host

    ½

    I legitimately think this is the worst movie I've ever seen. I'm trying to think of something I've enjoyed less and I can't.

    That's all I'll say for now.

    The next morning.

    Yes. I've never seen a movie as bad as this. "Dolittle" was previously the worst of 2020 for me but I'd rather watch that twice in a row than have to sit through this again.

    My friend and I started watching it on the TV and he got…