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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2023 3

  Penultimate example of how men will do anything except go to therapy

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Nov 2023 3

  a fine edition in the “Barry Keoghan plays some sort of fucking unhinged freak” cinematic universe

Popular reviews

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2023 94

  I can’t wait to finally lose my virginity so I can say that this was better than sex

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Dec 2022 76

  I actually have a very close friend who worked intimately with the editing team behind Avatar: The Way of Water, and lemme tell you the absolute nightmare it was to get James Cameron to cut ANYTHING from this film:

  The first day of the official editing process, the editing team showed up to the editing bay at 5:30 AM sharp (when Cameron told them to arrive). For 7 straight hours, they were left waiting at a locked door for Cameron…