Eternals

Eternals ★★★½

The strangest phenomenon known to cinema is that, in the same year of WandaVision & Loki & Falcon and the Winter Soldier & Black Widow & Shang-Chi, this is the first rotten movie of the MCU. 

Absolutely baffling.

I’m not even saying this is great. Far from it. But just by default it’s easily Marvel’s best project of 2021. 

Idk. Maybe the Marvel fandom is upset because only ~one~ character was unabashedly obnoxious in their humor, rather than 95% of the cast.

Let this be a lesson to Marvel. You start making content fit for literal children, they’re gonna throw a tantrum the moment you try anything remotely mature.

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