• American Psycho

    American Psycho


    It’s damn-near unbelievable how absolutely fucking relatable I find every single male character to be in this film. Fucking bravo to this cinematic treasure for flawlessly capturing the male experience

  • Fast X

    Fast X


    Being self-aware about the fact that you’re shitty doesn’t in any way alleviate the magnitude of your shit

  • BlackBerry



    Watched ✅ simply so that I could pass Sydney Volpe as the number 1 most liked review for this film (I am a petty whore)

  • Hereditary



    Greatest horror film of the 21st century and I’m unafraid to say it

  • Skinamarink


    Movie bent me over slapped my ass and infected me with altocelarophobia

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3


    Great movie but Adam Warlock could’ve been replaced by a sentient sack of potatoes and the plot might’ve actually been all the better for it

  • Peter Pan & Wendy

    Peter Pan & Wendy

    5 years of sobriety ruined after 10 minutes into this enraging piece of shit

  • Ghosted


    “I’m a ✨✨✨FARMER ✨✨✨ 💅”

  • The Covenant

    The Covenant


    I don’t have anything witty to say but I really wanna pass Sydney Volpe’s entry for the most-liked Letterboxd review of this film.


    (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

  • Evil Dead Rise

    Evil Dead Rise


    Fun fact: this film was actually originally intended to be a cool indie drama about two struggling sisters working to reunite and work through each other’s differences.

    But then one day in the middle of filming, Ezra Miller randomly showed up on set and starting possessing the souls of the cast and crew. Captivated by the absolute horror of the situation, director Lee Cronin began filming the ordeal as Ezra continued slaughtering the populace of the set.

    I warn anyone…

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid


    A cool biopic of what it was like working for my old boss (full review in my lawsuit)

  • The Pope's Exorcist

    The Pope's Exorcist


    It's like if Marvel Studios produced a remake of The Exorcist