Jaws

Jaws ★★★★½

Richard Dreyfuss and Robert Shaw have impressive scars, but get a load of my eyeballs after watching The Terminal!
*too ornery; this guy’s a legend!* 

The shark might seem terrifying, but wait till you get a whiff of Dreyfuss’s breath!
*wow. not cool! It’s the 70s. Most male leads look like they’ve spent eight months in quarantine*

Have you seen those tourists?! Darwin Awards, if you ask me. The shark is performing a public service!
*these aren’t getting any better; try a serious one*

The shark isn’t tearing the town of Amity apart; capitalism is!
*just hit submit, loser.*


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