Favorite films

  • Donnie Darko
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Good Time
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

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  • Good Will Hunting

    ★★★★★

  • Titane

    ★★★★

  • Dave Chappelle: The Closer

    ★★★★★

  • Untold: Crimes & Penalties

    ★★★★

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  • Cool Cat Fights Coronavirus

    Cool Cat Fights Coronavirus

    ½

    Watch for:

    -Very timely coronavirus advice 

    -epic royalty free trap beats

    -the sole black child being called a punk

    - covidiot talking  dog

    -Daddy Derek telling us to respect covidiot talking dogs opinion on coronavirus

    -sick new cool cat masks that you, yes you, can now buy online

    -every other line of dialogue being recorded on different audio tracks with varying microphone quality 

    - Daddy Derek voicing both cool cat and dirty dog

    - the cliffhanger where dirty dog says he’s going to shoot up a school

    Kino of the highest order

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  • Untold: Crimes & Penalties

    Untold: Crimes & Penalties

    ★★★★

    The information presented in this doc could probably be provided by a two paragraph write up, but my god if this isn’t the most entertaining new release I’ve seen all year

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★½

    A third viewing really highlighted the long periods of incomprehensible dialogue and lowered my enjoyment, still a technical marvel

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  • Prisoners

    Prisoners

    ★★★★★

    I think it’s time for me to grow up and accept the fact that Denis Villenueve is the best director working today

  • Annette

    Annette

    ★★½

    The technical aspects were pretty amazing, specifically the production design and cinematography. The boat sequence in particular stood out.

    Now for the writing, in which both the musical and character areas was pretty weak. I thought the framework of the story was intriguing, but these characters are so thoroughly uninteresting that the story comes off as nothing special. Same with the music, which was by no means bad, just not well constructed or grand enough to carry a film of…