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  • Oz the Great and Powerful


  • Batman: Mask of the Phantasm


  • Spiderhead


  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1


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  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra


    REAL men go to SPACE to hide from their feelings. MANLY space! Where men can be MEN and the moon has an Applebee’s.

  • Miami Vice

    Miami Vice


    Miami Vice                         Me in 2004
                    Linkin Park + JayZ

Recent reviews

  • Oz the Great and Powerful

    Oz the Great and Powerful


    Yass Franco give us nothing

  • Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

    Batman: Mask of the Phantasm


    I guess this is as good a time as ever to finally confess my deep dark secret. I’ve been living a lie for long enough and I can’t let this go on any longer: 

    I never really liked Batman: The Animated Series 

    I thought it was boring OKAY. 
    I’m so sorry to my friends and family who I have deceived over the years by pretending I liked it. I only watched it because it was on tv and I was…

Popular reviews

  • The Truffle Hunters

    The Truffle Hunters


    A definitive ranking of characters met in The Truffle Hunters (in order of wholesomeness):

    5. Carlo - Hate the game not the playa! He just can't get enough of that truffle action. Special mention to his faithful companion Titina for being so pumped for a midnight jail break from their Italian cottage.

    4. Angelo - aka Italian Saruman. Once had 50 marriage proposals but now is so jaded by the capitalistic nature of the modern Truffle game that he spends…

  • Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein

    Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein


    I FINALLY know how to get into Juilliard.