I guess this is as good a time as ever to finally confess my deep dark secret. I’ve been living a lie for long enough and I can’t let this go on any longer: 

I never really liked Batman: The Animated Series 

I thought it was boring OKAY. 
I’m so sorry to my friends and family who I have deceived over the years by pretending I liked it. I only watched it because it was on tv and I was…

A definitive ranking of characters met in The Truffle Hunters (in order of wholesomeness):

5. Carlo - Hate the game not the playa! He just can't get enough of that truffle action. Special mention to his faithful companion Titina for being so pumped for a midnight jail break from their Italian cottage.

4. Angelo - aka Italian Saruman. Once had 50 marriage proposals but now is so jaded by the capitalistic nature of the modern Truffle game that he spends…