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  • Metropolitan

    Metropolitan

    Chris Eigeman is like if Harry Melling and Charles Grodin fucked, hard

  • Mission: Impossible

    Mission: Impossible

    wish I didn't think Brian was good at his job, otherwise I could call him "the Mount Everest of hacks"

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    we all know that when you nut in space it push you backward, but what Sir Christopher proposes is, what if you suck the nut back in and it pull you forward

  • Irresistible

    Irresistible

    the only pulse Jon Stewart has his finger on is my grandpa's. he's dead