Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bill & Ted Face the Music 2020

  ★★ Watched 23 Sep 2023

  ruining movie magic involves making a 3rd Bill and Ted movie, and showing us what Keanu Reeves looks like now without his beard 🫥

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  The Happening 2008

  ★½ Watched 23 Sep 2023

  sorry y’all I farted

  this movie floored me… FLOORED MEEEEEE, it was so confusing yet so complex, so funny yet so stupid, Mark Wahlberg killed me with his awful line delivery, Zooey Deschanel was on low battery, it’s honestly a triumph and tragedy this movie was made, I’m stunned-

Popular reviews

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  The Blue Lagoon 1980

  ★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2021

  sexualized minors + some subtle blackface + sweet home Alabama = The Blue Lagoon (1980) 🤧

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  Bruce Almighty 2003

  ★★★ Rewatched 10 Jan 2021

  Jim Carrey has no right looking so good in button up shirts