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  • Oppenheimer
  • The Birdcage
  • Mermaids
  • Confessions of a Shopaholic

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  • Bill & Ted Face the Music

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  • The Happening

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  • My Policeman

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  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

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  • Bill & Ted Face the Music

    Bill & Ted Face the Music

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    ruining movie magic involves making a 3rd Bill and Ted movie, and showing us what Keanu Reeves looks like now without his beard πŸ«₯

  • The Happening

    The Happening

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    sorry y’all I farted

    this movie floored me… FLOORED MEEEEEE, it was so confusing yet so complex, so funny yet so stupid, Mark Wahlberg killed me with his awful line delivery, Zooey Deschanel was on low battery, it’s honestly a triumph and tragedy this movie was made, I’m stunned-

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  • The Blue Lagoon

    The Blue Lagoon

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    sexualized minors + some subtle blackface + sweet home Alabama = The Blue Lagoon (1980) 🀧

  • Bruce Almighty

    Bruce Almighty

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    Jim Carrey has no right looking so good in button up shirts