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  • Zootopia

    Zootopia

    ★★★★

    I just have nothing but good feelings about the time I watched this. When's the last time WDAS made something this fun and smart, or with this many good character designs?

  • Psycho

    Psycho

    ★★★★½

    My familiarity with Psycho's most famous scene did not take one bit of tension away from the moment itself. It's legendary status translates into early excitement, starting with the moment the camera begins to focus on the shower. Likewise, the iconic status of the famous Psycho violin chords only enhanced the tension of the whole soundtrack leading up to it, especially during the brilliant opening credits. I'm saying this to make a very specific point: If you're worried that Psycho's…

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  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built

    ★★★★★

    I know absolutely nothing about Mr. Lars Von Trier, this is the first of his films that I've seen. But, correct me if I'm off, The House That Jack Built is an unmistakable expression of insecurity, neurosis, spite, and self-loathing, not unlike child rapist Victor Salva's Jeepers Creepers. It's simultaneously self-aware and self-evident of it's half-truths. Predatory ambition and hubris come pouring out of every nook and cranny, this is very clearly a film that aspires to be one of…

  • Princess Mononoke

    Princess Mononoke

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This was my second Miyazaki film after seeing Spirited Away some 13 years ago, which I felt pretty lukewarm about at the time. I was really looking forward to marathoning his body of work now that it's all on one streaming platform, especially Princess Mononoke, but...

    This is not an easy movie to dislike. As with practically all animated feature films on a comparable scale, I must first acknowledge that there were plenty of talented artists who worked on this…