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  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I know it’s a recurring problem in this movie and in Amazing Spider Man 2 (and honestly a lot of other comic book movies like the Joel Schumacher Batman movies), where Spider-Man just faces way too many villains in one movie. But if you’re a fan of Spider-Man and have seen almost any of the shows (Spectacular and Ultimate Spider-Man come to mind) you also know that at least half of the people that Peter Parker interacts with become villains…

  • Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

    Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

    ★★★½

    my boy juni got GAME. he called her up, cas check in, offered her advice about a problem she expressed she was having. Kept it short and sweet, fun and flirty. showed he listened, showed he cared. Pulled off that beautiful balance between cute and sensitive. I had to rewind, pause and take notes. my man did that for all us sensitive bois out there. thank you for your service agent cortez.

    meanwhile I be at juni’s mom like “yo Carla Gugino Ukata fat ass, come thru”

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  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    Just realized earlier today that if Marvel is smart and sentimental (and I know they are) they’ll kill Steve Rogers by him diving on a grenade/some other type of explosive device. (To mirror the scene in The First Avenger when he dove on Tommy Lee Jones’ dummy grenade back when he was still skinny, and to reflect how much of a true hero he’s always been.) I am not and will never be even remotely close to emotionally ready for that


    Edit: we’ll probably get a final “I could do this all day” too


    And Bucky Barnes will make a great new Captain America.

  • Split

    Split

    ★★★

    “I gotta say, I’m not impressed with this. I’ve heard things about this M. Night Shymalan guy, he’s supposed to be critically acclaimed, and this is just fractured. I mean, I get that it’s supposed to be fractured, with the whole multiple personalities thing, but you know.” -my dad

    me, pointing wildly at anya taylor joy: shut up DAD that is my future WIFE that is the future MOTHER of your GRANDCHILDREN