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  • Mandy
  • The Way Way Back
  • Interstellar
  • How to Train Your Dragon

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  • Clerks III

    ★★★★½

  • The Black Phone

    ★★★★½

  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    ★★★★½

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★★

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  • Clerks III

    Clerks III

    ★★★★½

    It’s always a blast seeing the Clerks back together again! Kevin Smith’s send off for his iconic characters is beautiful, hilarious, heartwarming, and surprisingly sad—seriously, I cried like a baby. 




    SPOILER SIDE NOTE:


    I can’t believe they killed off that character—now I’m in shock and have existential dread.🥺

  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    ★★★★½

    Seeing this classic on the big screen in IMAX was truly an incredible experience!

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★★★

    Halloween Kills was everything I wanted it to be and more—it continues Michael’s night of terror from Halloween 2018 while adding new depth and shocking insight into the original 1978 Halloween. It is without a doubt the most violent and brutal film in the franchise to date—the kills are spectacularly gory. And as usual, the soundtrack is absolute perfection. I’m seriously so blown away right now, I could barely write a review. Holy shit. 

    Side Note:
    Watching Halloween 2018 and Halloween Kills back to back is one of the greatest double features since Halloween and Halloween II.

  • Black as Night

    Black as Night

    ★★

    The summer I got breasts, that was the same summer I fought vampires.” — I knew Black as Night would be trash as soon as that line came out less than 5 minutes in. Yikes.

    PROS:
    •Well-shot

    CONS:
    •Awful narration 
    •Unlikeable characters 
    •Some scenes too dark
    •Keith David was severely underutilized.


    Side Note

    So after watching Bingo Hell, The Manor, and Black as Night, I think it’s safe to say that Amazon Prime/Blumhouse’s movies for October this year sucked—they’re cheaply made, bland, uneventful, and not worth your time.