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Top 4: The 1970's

⭐️ - Hated it with a passion
⭐️⭐️ -Disliked but there's something there
⭐️⭐️⭐️ -Ok, Fine, Grand, Decent

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  • Tenet



    Chris mate. Seriously. This could have been soooo good but you had to do your usual over convoluted plot thing. More complicated doesnt necessarily mean better, I know you got a taste for it in Memento and now you've a full on addiction but still.

    The positives are John David Washington and R-Patz performances. All I want is a buddy spy movie with these two without all the inverted time bollocks. 

    As usual with Nolan the film is gorgeous and the…

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    Fuck the academy 🖕🏻

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  • Rosemary's Baby

    Rosemary's Baby


    Who would have thought that the Satanic rape scene would end up not being the creepiest thing Polanski ever did.

  • Easy Rider

    Easy Rider


    Historically important for Hollywood cinema but as a film....meh.

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    For the first year of my lifetime, the best picture winner was actually the best film of the year. They’ll blow it next year.

  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story


    So Scarlett, you like a guy who cries during movies do you? 

    Well after this, you’d love me.