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  • Christmas Evil
  • Gremlins
  • Jingle All the Way
  • Die Hard

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  • Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Chrimbus Special

    ★★★★½

  • Happy Birthday to Me

    ★★★

  • Black Christmas

    ★★★★

  • Sir Gawain and the Green Knight

    ★★★★

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  • Christmas Evil

    Christmas Evil

    ★★★★★

    Over the last two Christmases I’ve spent with the cult classic Christmas Evil finally in my system, it’s definitely earned a special place in my heart. And it’s such an oddly relatable film on levels only I and a few others have felt before. I love Christmas, it’s my favorite holiday. But in my young adulthood it’s definitely has had this strange mental overtake on me. My ideal way of celebrating Christmas is very traditional and I love to be…

  • Excalibur

    Excalibur

    ★★★★★

    “For it is the doom of men that they forget”

    I am a huge buff for sword and sorcery type of medieval stories but many have always been lacking a certain visual and tonal pizzazz that I crave from fantasy graphic novels, Bakshi animations, and Frank Frazetta illustrations. I am excited to say that Excalibur is the movie that I had been looking for to exceed those standards! This is the exact visual style I longed for in this genre;…

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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★★★★

    Photography is the truth, the cinema is the truth at 24 times per second” - Jean Luc Godard 

    Godzilla vs Kong is the monster mania hype unleashed and it crushed all my negative suspicions I had deep down in me. Those repeated delays on production had me guessing that this could sadly be the weakest entry in the monsterverse series so far but with what this movie lied down, it’s the best one yet. 

    Adam “The Wingman” Wingard absolutely triumphed…

  • Pig

    Pig

    ★★★★★

    If you listened to Reddit dummy heads telling you that this is Taken but with a pig, John Wick but with a pig, or Mandy but with a pig; you are dearly mislead and instead you’ll find yourself much more satisfied with this ole hermit’s tale style poetic adventure filled with recovering your past life and regaining your identity; and all while exposing how the restaurant industry are a bunch of scum