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  • Vanishing Point
  • Miracle Mile
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
  • Boogie Nights

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  • M3GAN

    ★★★½

  • Inglourious Basterds

    ★★★★★

  • BARDO, False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths

    ★★★★

  • Django Unchained

    ★★★★★

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  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★½

    Even though it’s pretty clear that there’s a much harder version of this sitting on the cutting room floor, it still remains an insanely good time. The Child’s Play remake did it better, but this is different enough in tone that it doesn’t feel like a ripoff. 

    Atypically strong character work and a great sense of humor make it easy to forget that not a single person on the planet would look at this doll-bot and think of it as anything but evil. 

    Eagerly awaiting the director’s cut and the inevitable sequel. There’s a lot more fun to be had here!

  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds

    ★★★★★

    A perfect movie. What spoke to me this time around is how deeply principled every one of the Basterds is, and how deeply unprincipled Hans Landa is. 

    I also love that the strudel is undeniably incredible and is pisses Shosanna off that Landa was right about it.

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  • Making a Murderer

    Making a Murderer

    ★★★★½

    Great season of true crime tv. Attorney Krantz fucks babies, I just know it.

  • The Intruder

    The Intruder

    ★★★★

    A new trash classic. Piles of terrible, bizarre choices on every level of production. The thing is, these choices are made in earnest by EXTREMELY committed people. Dumb as hell, but lightning paced and a fuck of a lot of fun. Super duper trashy in all the best ways. If this were shot on film and released in the 1970s, we’d all have a wonderful reverence for it. 

    The best kind of crap. 

    Dennis Quaid has 8-pack abs. 

    Here’s a…