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Many People Love These Movies. I Don't.

Idea shamelessly stolen from this comment section, and lists by Brandon and John.

I would not rate any of these higher than 3.5.

I'm sorry.


And 10 directors I don't love as much as everyone else:
1. Makoto Shinkai
2. Darren Aronofsky
3. Tim Burton
4. Richard Linklater
5. Pedro Almodóvar
6. M. Night Shyamalan
7. Alejandro González Iñárritu
8. Joel & Ethan Coen
9. Damien Chazelle
10. Wes Anderson

Block or Report
  • Schindler's List
  • Before Sunrise
  • Before Sunset
  • Fargo
  • Your Name.
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Invisible Life
  • Before Midnight
  • The Prestige
  • Prisoners
  • Django Unchained
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • The Rules of the Game
  • Her
  • Arrival
  • The Deer Hunter
  • Logan
  • Capernaum
  • A Silent Voice
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • American History X
  • The Wild Bunch
  • L'Atalante
  • Scarface
  • Hereditary
  • The Thin Red Line
  • La La Land
  • Avengers: Endgame
  • I Saw the Devil
  • Talk to Her
  • The Sound of Music
  • The Sixth Sense
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
  • Cabaret
  • How to Train Your Dragon
  • The Invisible Guest
  • Thor: Ragnarok
  • The Devil's Backbone
  • Big Fish
  • Boyhood
  • The Birds
  • Spartacus
  • Titanic
  • First Man
  • Munich
  • My Fair Lady
  • The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
  • Weathering with You
  • An American in Paris
  • Batman
  • 5 Centimeters per Second
  • Watchmen
  • Babel
  • It
  • The Fountain
  • Split
  • mother!
  • Death Proof