Favorite films

  • The Cabin in the Woods
  • The Ring
  • Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
  • Trick 'r Treat

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  • Willow Creek

    ★★★★

  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    ★★★

  • The Invitation

    ★★½

  • Crush the Skull

    ★★★

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  • Willow Creek

    Willow Creek

    ★★★★

    Why didn't they leave when the nice angry hillbilly told them to go eat pie at the Fuck Off Cafe? I want to eat pie at the Fuck Off Cafe!

    It dropped a 1/2 star this viewing, which I thought it might, just because it moves very slowly (despite its short runtime), some painful camera work, and the most criminal under-utilization of surround sound EVER!

    However, as a backpacker with a couple intense experiences, some of those scares still "hit me in a special kind of way" 😳

  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw

    ★★★

    I can't figure out... is Coco cursed? Or blessed? 🤔

    Well congrats to this movie! Uncultured Swine that I am, I expected to be bored and annoyed by a movie steeped in pretentious art culture...but I actually found myself caring about the art AND the characters! It was still kinda slow, but managed to keep me partially engaged the whole time.

    Verdict: Decent

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  • The Clovehitch Killer

    The Clovehitch Killer

    ★★★★

    It is hard to describe how chilling, disturbing, and horrifying this movie is for me. Uber Christian judgmental hypocrites are terrifying!

    Oh yeah, and it does something with a serial killer or whatever 🤷‍♂️

    But that "Godly man vs. monkey brain" sex talk with dad... 😳 that's enough to turn ANYONE into a serial killer!

  • Ghostland

    Ghostland

    ★★★★

    "Alright class, WHAT do we say when we're told we've inherited a scary ass house; in the middle of no where; from a relative we've never heard of; full of hundreds of creepy af antique dolls??"


    "Not today, Satan! Not today."