I have seen this far, far too many times. Why do I keep doing this to myself?

I don't know, man. It's fun, it's crazy, it's got Nicholas Cage destroying a pool table while he sings the hokey pokey... And yet... I don't know... I guess I was expecting a little more? Maybe that's entirely my fault and not the movie's. I absolutely didn't dislike the movie at all but I can't quite put my finger on what I feel like it's missing.

I did lava this one.

Incredibly strange? Yeah.

Creatures? Kinda.

Stopped Living? Nope.

Mixed-Up? Sure.

Zombies!!? No!