Dave Taylor

I work, I watch movies and I parent.  That’s it.

Favorite films

  • Big Trouble in Little China
  • True Romance
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Natural Born Killers

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  • Driveways

    ★★★

  • Free Guy

    ★★★

  • Slaxx

    ★★★½

  • Memories of Murder

    ★★★½

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  • Driveways

    Driveways

    ★★★

    In the Movies
     
    Old Man: Do you know hitchhiking? It is not so safe now but it used to be the thing to do. My buddy Eddy Olsen and I used to hitchhike everywhere, right after the war. One time we were in Joplin Missouri trying to thumb a ride, and a hearse pulls over, a big black hearse…there was a guy driving the car so he jumps up and sticks his head out the window and says, ‘Don’t…

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    ★★★

    I feel like a video game where the sole intention is to watch non-playable characters learn, grow and evolve would be sold with advertisements similar to the Sea Monkey ones in old comic books. 😀 

    I also feel that the actual gaming experience would be much like owning said Sea Monkeys. 😒

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  • Yes, God, Yes

    Yes, God, Yes

    ★★½

    How can a movie about being horny be so bland?

    I would have preferred a version of this that was re-written to be an 80’s teen sex comedy.

    As is, this resembles a risqué ‘ABC Movie of the Week’ about loving yourself (physically and emotionally).

    Yawn.

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    ★★★½

    I always knew the revisit couldn’t compare to my original theatrical viewing, where my popcorn nibbling literally sounded like the Gremlins had joined the screening.

    Still, the hook is a good one, the set ups are Jurassic Park level intense and the monsters are surprisingly unique (even though at their most ferocious they resemble hard-core pornography).