I work, I watch movies and I parent. That’s it.
In the Movies
Old Man: Do you know hitchhiking? It is not so safe now but it used to be the thing to do. My buddy Eddy Olsen and I used to hitchhike everywhere, right after the war. One time we were in Joplin Missouri trying to thumb a ride, and a hearse pulls over, a big black hearse…there was a guy driving the car so he jumps up and sticks his head out the window and says, ‘Don’t…
I always knew the revisit couldn’t compare to my original theatrical viewing, where my popcorn nibbling literally sounded like the Gremlins had joined the screening.
Still, the hook is a good one, the set ups are Jurassic Park level intense and the monsters are surprisingly unique (even though at their most ferocious they resemble hard-core pornography).