Dave Taylor

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I work, I watch movies and I parent.  That’s it.

Favorite films

  • Big Trouble in Little China
  • True Romance
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Natural Born Killers

Recent activity

  • Vertical Freedom


  • Pet Sematary: Bloodlines


  • Minions


  • Speed


Recent reviews

  • Vertical Freedom

    Vertical Freedom


    My brother-in-law is tower climber. He is also a piece of shit son-of-a-bitch that abandoned his family.  

    The guys featured in this documentary don’t seem that bad though.

    Still, this basically just feels like a 90 minute recruitment video.

  • Pet Sematary: Bloodlines

    Pet Sematary: Bloodlines


    I’ve enjoyed all the Pet Semetary movies for consistently offering stories that are different enough to keep the franchise engaging. Bloodlines is by far the weakest entry, but provides a lot more backstory on the Pet Semetary for those who are interested.

Popular reviews

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    Sonic the Hedgehog 2


    For a long time, Sonic the Hedgehog was my son’s favorite movie.

    He had a Sonic the Hedgehog birthday cake.

    He went as Sonic for Halloween.

    Needless to say, we NEEDED to see part 2 ASAP.

    And even though it cost damn near $100, I bought the family D-Box tickets (where the seats move and shake to the action in the movie) to further enhance the experience.

    My wife watched more of my son’s reactions through the movie than the…

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Respect and enjoyment do not always come in equal measure. I respect the hell out of ‘Black Christmas,’ for not only it’s place in history as being the first ‘slasher’ but also for taking Christmas off it’s untouchable high horse in the predominant culture. Beyond these obvious points, it also has amazingly effective sound design, and many creepy-ass moments, such as any one of the numerous phone calls or whenever they cut to the first victim relaxing in the attic.…