Dave Taylor

I work, I watch movies and I parent.  That’s it.

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  • Yes, God, Yes

    Yes, God, Yes


    How can a movie about being horny be so bland?

    I would have preferred a version of this that was re-written to be an 80’s teen sex comedy.

    As is, this resembles a risqué ‘ABC Movie of the Week’ about loving yourself (physically and emotionally).


  • Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire

    Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire


    There is a scene in this movie where a woman goes down to a creepy ass basement to touch a creepy ass clown on a dare and it is one of the freakiest scenes I have ever scene in any movie...

    ...but it had no business being in this movie because those Goddamn clowns were a holdover from the first two movies and made no sense here!  

    I’ve seen all three ‘Hell House LLC’ movies now within a six…

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  • Villains




    Your acceptance of an energetic and comedic tone for dark subject matter is going to play a big role in how much you enjoy this movie.

    I was onboard and found the 90 minute affair to be entertaining and engaging.

    My wife looked over at me 30 minutes in and asked, ‘Is this terrible?’

    I don’t think it will hold up to repeated viewings because it relies on the audience to wonder what will happen next, but as a one off I can recommend if you are looking for a fun but (mildly) twisted time.

  • Spaceship Earth

    Spaceship Earth


    There were two shocking moments in this documentary about the volunteers who lived inside the Biosphere for two years:

    1. When it ended and I realized that they weren’t even going to acknowledge the movie ‘Bio-Dome.’

    2. Who took over the Biosphere after the initial experiment ended (I’m not going to ruin the surprise, but it is definitely a ‘WTF’ turn of events).

    This doc could trim about 20 minutes of footage and panning shots, but it is worth checking out even if Pauly Shore doesn’t make an appearance.