Favorite films

  • Ikiru
  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall
  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
  • Titanic

Recent activity

  • Vagabond


  • BlackBerry


  • Working Girl


  • Altered States


Pinned reviews

  • Daddy's Home

    Daddy's Home


    (update 5/29/23: taking another month off to be with the baby, so this is back in effect until july 1)

    ***quick programming note***

    i usually only log the movies i watch for work, but i'm not gonna be writing any full-length reviews for the next little while (you can thank my imminent baby daughter for that), so this page is just going to be a diaristic, sleep-deprived, paternity-brained free-for-all until July. and then it'll go back to normal.

    this is…

Recent reviews

  • BlackBerry



    an *incredible* amount of ambient hockey. other movies should take note.

  • La Chimera

    La Chimera


    Just when it seemed like Cannes couldn’t get any worse for “Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny,” it turns out that James Mangold’s $300 million sequel wasn’t even the festival’s best movie about a sad and grumpy archeologist who chases a band of tomb raiders across the waters of Italy in order to stop them from selfishly exploiting a priceless artifact from before the birth of Christ. What are the odds?

    Strange as that coincidence might be, it’s no…

Popular reviews

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling


    White Mirror.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984


    Barbara Minerva: I used to be a nerd who nobody liked but now I am hot and bulletproof and can pull off Robert Smith-levels of eyeliner.

    Maxwell Lord: but don’t you want *more*?

    Barbara Minerva: i want… to be cat.