Fast & Furious 6 ★★★

haaaaaaaaaaannn!

(that's not a spoiler. just something stupid i wanted to type)

admirably insane, but seldom enjoyably so. script has all the elegance of a PT Cruiser. reliance on murky night scenes is brutal. too rarely exhibits the balletic destruction of Fast Five (too much pathos gets in the way).

loved the cameo from the KEEP THE LIGHTS ON guy. i was all "ooh yeah, *that* was the last movie i saw that was this homoerotic."

was all worth it for the ridiculous credits stinger, which allowed me to enjoy something i love on the big screen again.