The Beach Bum ★★★★

THE BEACH BUM isn't just the funniest movie i've seen in a long time, it's also final boss McConaughey, where he reveals his true form for the world to see — if he dropped dead tomorrow you'd feel like he accomplished everything he was sent to this earth to do. he's going to be so fucking excited when he learns that he's in this.

also congratulations in advance to Martin Lawrence, a surefire nominee for the first annual Phoenix Buchanan Memorial Award for Best Supporting Actor in a Movie Too Good for the Oscars. there's a scene involving a dolphin tour that… i mean… they should have sent a poet.