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  • The Last Dance

    The Last Dance

    ★★★★

    as a complete outsider to basketball, i have decided to stan the detroit pistons because i think it's objectively hilarious to win the sports game not by being good at the sport, but by openly beating the other team up

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    favourite line of my 12th watch: detective boney's, "every time you did something stupid, i thought, maybe he's just stupid."

  • Best Wishes, Warmest Regards: A Schitt's Creek Farewell

    Best Wishes, Warmest Regards: A Schitt's Creek Farewell

    ★★★★

    will arnett's vibes in this doc: unmatched

    (oh and also i wrote about the final season here)

  • Frozen II

    Frozen II

    ★★★½

    not sure the way to recreate let it go's success was to throw big solo numbers at everyone, and two at elsa

  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    ★★½

    now the musical lafayette, starring daveed diggs, that would be a cultural reset

  • Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    ★★★

    will ferrell writing a film where he ends up with rachel mcadams?? deranged
    me writing a film where i end up with rachel mcadams?? groundbreaking. brave

  • The Terminator

    The Terminator

    ★★★★½

    my sister managed the statistically improbable feat of saying "is that the good guy/is that the bad guy?" every time kyle or the terminator showed up on screen and only getting it right once

  • Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy vs. the Reverend

    Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy vs. the Reverend

    ★★★★

    so has anyone figured out a way to get jacqueline to kiss a woman yet

  • Noah

    Noah

    ★★

    me 15 minutes in: [pauses, goes into the next room]
    mum: hello
    me: hi. are there rock monsters in the bible?
    her: rock monsters?
    me: yes.
    her: in the bible?
    me: yes.
    her, with - i assume - the entire fifteen years she took me to church flashing before her eyes: no.
    me: i feel like they might turn out to be angels?
    her: rock monster angels.
    me: maybe?
    her: no.

  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    ★★★★½

    it's time for me to admit to myself that i should stop making the picks for family movie night. i really thought about this film featuring a depressed writer and all his depressed gay friends and i decided it would be a hit with my straight neurotypical family

  • I Could Never Be Your Woman

    I Could Never Be Your Woman

    ★★½

    from the very start, saoirse was giving off the gayest possible vibes in straight storylines

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    ★★★★

    🎵spider-stan, spider-stan,
    does whatever a spider can,
    freaks you out, kills your friends,
    makes your hair stand on end,
    look ouuuuut,
    here comes spider-stan🎵