David Morgan

David Morgan


Opinions are like assholes - mine isn't the best, but it sure is hot.

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  • Sonic


    At least they had the foresight to not give Doug Walker any lines.

  • Bubba Ho-tep

    Bubba Ho-tep


    What the hell is this and why do I kind of like it?

Popular reviews

  • Ratchet & Clank

    Ratchet & Clank

    If this was watered down any more, you'd have water.

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    No film has ever affected me in such a way as The Lighthouse has. Everything that has moulded me into the man I am today has been deconstructed and criticised, torn to shreds and rebuilt into a mocking facsimile of something I could only begin to grasp at. Of course this film was technically a masterpiece, but the way it affects masculinity, capitalism, physicality, moralism, politics, and the fruitlessness of humanity's combined labours is something that makes me want to…