dazvesty

Generally chatting shit.
Most of my reviews will be 5* because I'm mentally ill and have no standards

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • Dumb and Dumber
  • Psycho

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  • Zoolander

    ★★★★★

  • The Phantom

    ★★★★★

  • Best in Show

  • Hot Rod

    ★★★★★

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  • Zoolander

    Zoolander

    ★★★★★

    You’re more dead to me than your dead mother

  • The Phantom

    The Phantom

    ★★★★★

    Devil and Hero put in graft!! Pegging it across a island like it’s nothing

    I can’t deal with the police doing stunts during the chase

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    How old are these 'kids' because where I put it they are in high school (now I'm UK so I'm no sure on the American school system) so are you trying to tell me these kids are 15/16?? Because they are in college in the second one? I just can't believe for a second that these full grown adults are 15years old

    I can't get my head around where the garage is on Stu's big ass property??
    Like where is…

  • Kissed

    Kissed

    ★★★½

    He deserved to die.
    If I worked in a morgue and one of the doors shot open I would run out that building so quick.
    He went back not once but TWICE

    This man is unhinged.