Daniel Chavez’s review published on Letterboxd:
Bella is literally so awkward and shitty friend lol. Also I wonder how much Volvo paid to be a lead sponsor because the Cullens are rich and they all drive Volvo’s lmao. Also Jacobs character is literally Taylor shirtless the entire movie. Some of my favorite moments: The scene where Bella gets a small paper cut and Edward throws her through the table to protect her is so bad, like that was the worst way to try to guard her. When Bella falls asleep in the woods and some guy emerges from the woods shirtless carrying her while she hasn’t woken up, and they just thank him without thinking that’s weird. Bellas friend ran out of a movie called “face punch” because it made him throw up lol.
I have no idea how these movies were taken so serious when they came out. They are so bad.
Also who would have thought one of my longest reviews would be for twilight